jess

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

Just got my yearners permit

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Mexicans are real and they will hurt you

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

That’s it I’m finding Kony tomorrow

[mau @rllydu]

if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Ashlee Simpson was right; on Tuesday, I am fading.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Fade into you

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

stfu = sweetheart that’s freaking unbelievable

[evil roni @volcelmoment]

just letting everyone know that i’ll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen

[Falcon @jvesdale]

Love isn’t about being chosen; it’s about being valued.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

love returns!! good things return!! everything good you give comes back to you in different forms i promise!!

[jess @_jessserrano]

@JFig21 the one from glai baan is fire!! 🔥

[matt @mattybtweets69]

To smithereens is the worst way in which to get blown

[jess @_jessserrano]

Si ya sabanas pa’ que cobijas

[jess @_jessserrano]

@sadderlizards @JFig21

[jess @_jessserrano]

@JFig21 Makes no sense! It’s always cold anyway 😏

[jess @_jessserrano]

@JFig21 THIS ONE TIME 😫😫😫😫😫

[jess @_jessserrano]

@JFig21 It’s never an accident 😏😏😏