jess

play me like a record baby

[clara @clarafables]

it’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book and it lives on your bookshelf for 15 years.

[Lis @rbrblis]

From telling a driver he doesn’t belong in F1, to this condescending and snarky tone after he crashed his own teammate out stupidly in the last lap.

Lando Norris has got to have the worst attitude on this grid.

[Kat Pettibone 🎃👻 @kat__writes]

Someone please tell me it’s normal to be deeply, deeply, affected by the death of your dog for at least a little while. It’s been three days and I’m still in the trenches. I am just so damn sad.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Can someone explain why so many bakeries close before people with regular jobs even get off work? I promise you there is a huge population of exhausted people at 6 PM who would happily exchange money for a croissant.

[jess @_jesswest6]

@TicketmasterCS I cannot access or find my tickets? They are not on my account despite my paying for them and haven’t received confirmation

[noel 🐝🦁 @kwonelie]

Life is so funny bc one day you have no idea what formula one is and the next you’re crying over a 29 y/o dutch man’s first win of the season

[yoshii @mxverschaos]

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX IN MALAYSIA!!!

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

They’ll demand a 14-year-old carry her rapist’s baby, but call a 25-year-old man “too young” to face consequences. That’s not morality. That’s misogyny with a halo.

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

If a guy was passed out in a sorority bedroom, he'd wake up with water and advil next to him. Period. End of story.

That's the difference.

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶♡💗 @Debonperc]

“They gang raped a woman but we can’t expel them as they have promising futures.”

This is exactly why a rapist became president.

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

NO BAD DAYS IN OCTOBER… RT 🌱🌸

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

Austria 2025: Kimi Antonelli takes Max Verstappen out, costing him at least 12 crucial points in the WDC.

Max’s reaction? He didn’t blame Kimi. He actually comforted him.

Baku 2026: Franco Colapinto takes Lando Norris out. Nothing at stake, the season is already lost.

Lando’s reaction? Wants a race ban for Franco.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“you cuss a lot” god forbid i season a fucking sentence

[lesbyan satan 🦎 @harleydarlings]

STEVIE NICKS DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Truly just can’t imagine the brainlessness of Kim K being robbed and held at gunpoint in Paris and she’s letting her 13 year old daughter traipse around the city without her

[Squirrel1633 @Squirrel1633K]

No. Driver safety is why everyone is mad. Put George in that car in the wall with Max coming through there and ya'll would be crying for his head.

[j @yuriouss]

“max would be praised if he did what george did” no he’d be blamed for the death of every racing driver ever + 3000 conspiracy tweets + 5 min monologue from russell on how he caused a 200% spike in delinquency rates in kids and gave his nephew lifelong ptsd

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

The worst thing streaming services did was convince people that 8 episodes is a full season.

[Matthew @goingbungus]

He also rapes children. Shut the fuck up