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@Mike_kim714 158

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@JFreshHockey This is outrageous Bennett & Parayko slander.

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@rossmacleodputt I switched from G10 to G430 this summer. Not hitting it any further than the G10, but it’s almost hard to believe how much more forgiving it is.

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@LouStagner It’s like making LeBron write down how many points he scored on a piece of paper at the end of the game, and the Lakers forfeit if he writes down the wrong number.

It’s simply not information we need the player to provide.

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@MarylandMudflap My dad always ate the brownie before I even got the tray. He said I’d never be shit and nobody would send me postcards and so far he was right.

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@RickyBobbyBets Rats are the #1 seed, but I think #2 is hawks. Defense wins championships, and the only thing on here that rats can’t beat are hawks. Plus there’s no defensive scheme for hawks. 8 hawks per gorilla to distract them leaves 10 hawks to pluck your eyes out with 150 MPH divebombs.

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@sloprules Hey man it’s fun cashing these every night and all, but I feel like we’re never due anymore.

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@Mike5754 @SportsLine Do you consider a 3-point edge on a small spread a stronger play than if the spread is more like 10? Is crossing any key numbers a consideration?

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@Mike5754 @SportsLine 🪜

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@sloprules Literally the worst part of following someone is reading recaps.

“Still love the read!” Or the WORST - the hook emoji, like close doesn’t count?

I think we all understand that we’re gambling on mammals playing games, and wild shit happens. Move on and get after the next one!

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@SiaNejad Hard to believe someone could have watched these games and believe that Wentz gives them a better chance. TH has lots of misfires, but they clearly believe they’re going to score from anywhere. With CW, two 1sts and a FGA feel like a big win. Always counting on the D to win it.

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@VinnieP3912 @chedzz Yeah I mean it’s just a statistician deciding what counts and what doesn’t based on what they can see, and they obviously make mistakes, but the rule is that it has to be going in the net for it count as a SOG.

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@VinnieP3912 @chedzz The definition of a SOG in the NHL is that it would have gone in the net if the goalie had not stopped it.

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@chedzz

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@SiaNejad Down to tail if you find a spot!

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@KrashWagers Wait where did Tavares get a point? Correction?

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@MattyChucks Giannis, Jokic, Tatum, Embiid, Luka