Jillian

meanwhile the world goes on.

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

i think i will name him art garfunkel

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

seldom does a day go by where I don't think about "a bitch that's fucking the text man for texts" tweet

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

i can feel the plant section in home depot's fear as soon as i enter the store

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

actually shaking with excitement to eat some snack pepperoni once the clock hits midnight, super cool that this is gonna get me into heaven too actually

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

i’m gonna start binging again matter of fact of fact I’m going to ask jeeves

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Getting into male dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

nothing fills my heart with fear quite like the apple tv kelp forest screensaver

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

bf didn’t have to adjust his seat when he drove my car :/

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I'd rather kill myself thanks

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

this is exactly what it feels like when you’re pretending to do work because you’re not allowed to leave yet

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

He ran for the 24 hours continuously on a treadmill

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

@rlj_law

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

paul simon went insane when he described a woman as a roly poly little bat faced girl

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

there’s this thing called missing trains and me and my friends? we’re kinda going pro

[Jillian @_jilluminati]

bout to “how does my fantasy team look 🥺” myself into some free beers