¿Jim Qué?

knuck if you buck

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

UPDATE: Traders on Polymarket are now projecting just a 32% chance that the crypto Clarity Act gets signed into law this year.

It looked almost certain to pass just a few months ago.

It been hitting new lows after Trump reported over $1,000,000,000 in crypto earnings.

[Tony Pesta @Tony_Pesta]

Max Strus, with a beer in hand, answers how he felt for tonight’s game:

“Like I can’t miss”

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Nick Bosa gonna see “C Kirk” on a locker and break down in tears

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

😭😭😭😭 DR out there dancing and these niggas talking to the military

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The average Eagles fan:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Type of question Theo Von asks war criminals

[Jonah Birenbaum @birenball]

nick castellanos: bWAR? yeah, I'm a big bWAR guy

b - beer-drinking
W - when I
A - am
R - removed from the game

[alex @steven_lebron]

kawhi’s aspiration deal

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it”

Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

What Sean McVay sees in his nightmares

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

before and after learning the shooter was a cisgender white man

[Punished_jerma @punished_jerma]

atleast every university will have gender neutral bathrooms then

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Ah