Crackers M.

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Dang forgot to get an advent calendar

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Wonder what Jax Teller is up to

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

My toilet overflowed and chief has been puking since 6AM just FYI

[Cool Eric @OBiiieeee]

i have pet a lot of dogs in my day my hand has built up a tolerance that only a pure breed could make tingle

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Just another black Wednesday in with video games rented from family video and homemade chicken tacos #suburbs

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

What if Laquan shot the cop 16 times 😱😱😱😱😱😱

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Everyone is seriously so dumb it hurts my brain

[Twista @TWISTAgmg]

The world is watchin us,let's show the world that we can protest in peace #LaquanMcDonald

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Officially purchased https://t.co/aMSnhrTv8h - stay tuned

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Chief got cheerio farts tonight

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

@KLeeMuRfY can I have some attention

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

In a schnitzel coma #SorryGermany

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

What happened to the good ol days when Chief used to just poop behind the bushes #nostalgic

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Fighter by Christina is most certainly my song to Cooper

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

My first cover story got published today AND my mayoral approval rating on Sim City is at 100%.

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

@kellytoms I downloaded sim city buildit and now absolutely nothing you say can hurt me. I have a 100% approval rating, you are nothing.

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Just in case anyone wants to put me up for sainthood

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Haven't been right since watching Amy Winehouse doc

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

What should Chief's confirmation name be?

[Crackers M. @_jimmyjohns]

Was Chinese a bad choice tonight?