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Surrey - always playing

[J @_JJWhite2017]

@fridaythe_18th @JamesHampson200

[James H @JamesHampson200]

Offloading the collection. Years, Sizes, Prices are all detailed in the spreadsheet pic.

More photos available on request!

RTs appreciated!

@shirt_x @_FullKitWankers @TheHomeKit1 @kit_culture @FootieShirtz

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'misken' (15th century): to refuse to recognise something by pretending it's not happening.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Phrase of the day, from the 16th century, is ‘give someone the bauble’: to play them for a sucker or fool.

[The Lord of the Rings @TheRingsofPower]

On September 2, 2022, a new journey begins.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

The rocket looks like Bezos head

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

The one where Pie just comes right out and tells us what he thinks of Matt Hancock.
WARNING: Strong Language.
https://t.co/vvHhLlSiXE

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: More embarrassment for Matt Hancock as he misinterprets the meaning of ‘hands, face, space’.

[J @_JJWhite2017]

@7BobbyJones @JamesHampson200

[J @_JJWhite2017]

@JamesHampson200 Another 9-0 for United I think

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Donald��I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you.

I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!

https://t.co/itWnhJ8TQF

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

You think 5G is fast? Have you seen our checkout staff

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

OK great, as if 2020 couldn’t get any worse, zombie pigs are a thing now...

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

So sad to hear that the singular, brilliant and vibrant, Sir Ian Holm has passed. Farewell, uncle.

[J @_JJWhite2017]

@wroetoshaw @JamieCowie1

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.

[Manny @SuppressedSikh]

Prince Charles catching Coronavirus on purpose so he can go heaven and eat that Diana coochie one more time. King