Jake Graham

If you pay for Twitter, you're a thick div.

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

@garrytomo @PeterStefanovi2 What on Earth has the opinion of an ex-Big Brother housemate got to do with this?

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@Mattbees2805 @ghostysapphic On the internet?!? Absolutely not. People are either all bad or all good and there is absolutely nothing in between. Also, nobody can make a mistake or change their opinion. This has all been made very clear.

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@MelanieBlakeUK Saw them at Mighty Hoopla yesterday. Great fun!

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@adamxxxx4 Hush thicko. Go and cry over football or whatever it is you do. Dreadful bunch.

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@jimmytwhu Thick as mince.

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God I hate being in South London.

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@LikeATattoooooo Sold!

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

@MelanieBlakeUK It’s starting to feel a bit repetitive and not much is actually happening. I’m sticking with it because the fifth season is going to be the last one. I feel better knowing the end is in sight…

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Well I do wish all the people that haven’t been going to the office in recent days could just take the rest of the week off. Why are you all back on the tube today?? I do not wish to see you.

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

@RealDonKeith "Why should I have to change in front of man" as if the M&S changing rooms are large open spaces without doors and curtains for each cubicle. She's either wilfully misunderstanding or totally thick. In fact, I'll go for both.

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@MelanieBlakeUK Totally agree. I really see the two as different characters. Kim should have been introduced as some sort of secret fourth Mitchell sister who was a bit more glam than the others, rather than re-casting Sam.

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

Bloody hell, here we go again.

[How's Sharon Today? @HowIsSharon]

Sharon is back today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #Back

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

Can we please stop? I find the very mention of his name mind numbingly dull.

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DON'T. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. EPSTEIN.

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

@RyanJL This is the sort of thing my dad says. His favourite is pretending he’s forgotten the name for the thing you put a golf ball on before you hit it.

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

The worst UK number one singles from 1952 to 2026. According to me.

https://t.co/rcyPJekDEE

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Getting a real kick out of how many people have gone on holiday while the UK is this hot.

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

I’ve never wanted to do this. Whenever I have, it’s been against my will. The inside is usually empty! Lovely, let’s sit at a table like civilised people please.

[VP @VibesPatrol]

You’re only going to see this more as the weather gets better in London

Unstoppable under the sun

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@JoshSmith1979T @superTV247 Not clapping someone is “hateful”?

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Imagine the only time you leave your depressing area and come to our incredible capital city is just to march for ‘Tommy Robinson’ once a year. That’s the life of thousands of people on that depressing march. They deserve every misery.

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Maybe this latest development will finally stop me confusing Andy Burnham and David Miliband.