dan. 👽

33 ♉️ Leicester 🪩 he/him 🏳️‍🌈
probably moaning about something or slagging someone off
#translivesmatter

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

@SianThymes £4k just to drink tea the whole time

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Three tickets for Scary Movie 6 please

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

@j1mst__ @brad_sides

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

The Scottish Sia

[Vivi ⁷ @noodlekooo]

Nothing more jarring in the uk summer than it being daylight from 4am til 10pm

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

How it feels to log onto Twitter and see that Vanessa Feltz has been prank called again

[Nessie Updates @GodFeltz]

Vanessa Feltz did NOT receive any prank calls today, but panellist Nicola McLean DID receive a message from Kim Woodburn from beyond the grave. Congratulations Nicole, you've received one message from the other side this week

[Joe @josephpotkins]

I’ve just checked, Lee Andrew’s is not at Katy Prices in Brighton

[The Sun @TheSun]

Katie Price’s husband ‘spotted’ on social media after 'kidnap' claims

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ??

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

Whoever created these for Aldi needs wanking off cos they’re delicious

[Pai de limoncito @Paudipou]

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante
Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

[zoë bread @zoebread]

who’s “they”, the cat’s non binary parent?

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

You can tell the exact moment that someone in her ear is telling her she’s been done over again

[teen of sardines🐟 @BRATTYBARBl]

Despite everything Nicola Mitchell's got on her plate at the moment, she still finds time to ring Vanessa to talk about Harry's behaviour

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

The kind of print you get on the fabric of a UK bus seat

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

Loves a ✌🏻

[Alabi.🎈 @alabitweets]

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

[dan. 👽 @daodonovan]

What a terrible day to have ears

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

Sam from #BBUK is releasing a song about his time on Big Brother