julia

[julia @_jlemmon13]

someone: “where are you from?”
me: “cromwell”

*every month except october*
“what’s that?”

*during october*
“YOU MEAN LIKE HALLOWEEN TOWN???”

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Malynda Hale @MalyndaHale]

Stop telling Jewish people to get over what Kanye said and that he’s mentally ill and not serious. Stop telling Black people his t-shirt was a joke. Antisemitism is real. Anti-Blackness is real. Words matter. Words are what start unwarranted hate towards people.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud

[julia @_jlemmon13]

just a reminder that if you die now, you never get to see kim & kylie’s kids in jail for the first time

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

[Tanaijah @tanaijaahJ]

if you wanna be in my life you can’t fuck with my peace

[i am @youarealrdydead]

At this age i just be like… ok.

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

I would pay big 💰 for someone to go through my camera roll, organize it into albums, delete all the duplicates, screenshots and random bs😩

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

@POTUS Draft the unvaccinated.

[Kelly Bachman @bellykachman]

well well well if it isn’t the personality that my birth control pills have been suppressing for 13 years

[carol @venmo4feet]

Boys love smart girls until they ask you to edit a paper for them and you absolutely tear it apart

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

Fact:
The way you carry yourself is sexier than the way you look

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[julia @_jlemmon13]

@KidCreole3 @OccupyDemocrats y’all really not getting that this guys response is satire 😭

[julia @_jlemmon13]

@laurasaponara that’s such a nice thing for you to say abt me!!

[julia @_jlemmon13]

@laurasaponara connecticut