Jake

I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you. I unapologetically love dogs, tacos, and Amy Winehouse.

[Jake @_jlsisc]

Circus peanuts.

[zellie @zellieimani]

If 2020 was a food, what would it be?

[brooke @brookeab]

if you live in the marvel universe at what point do you move out of New York

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

you had to be there

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

'X-Men': Samara Weaving Lands Role Of Emma Frost In Upcoming Marvel Studios Pic https://t.co/78cWQMhqMG

[💗 @ma1ybe]

A male coworker asked me out. I told him I already had plans to watch football on Sunday. He smirked and said, “Women talk about football without even knowing what offside is.”
I smiled and replied, “Men talk about abortion without even having a uterus.” And believe me the conversation ended right there.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Student responded to my joke with "is that another reference from before we were born?"

[𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔶 @jvinix_]

finalmente fizeram essa porra 100% correta

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Said good girl to a guy I was fucking instead of good boy and he moaned louder

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Mitch McConnell shares new picture from rehab...

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

The right man needs no convincing

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Easily 40+ year old adult in front of me wearing a Gryffindor t-shirt

[Covie @covie_93]

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani reveals to Rolling Stone that Kacey Musgraves is his go-to artist when he's feeling reflective:

“Throw on some Kacey Musgraves.”

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

Much like Odysseus’ crew my friends often open a bag that blows us off course for many days

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Just in time for Halloween 🎃

[m @msnetik]

I’M IN THE CORNER
WATCHING YOU KISS HER

[DIONE @blueliasd]

now that the straights got the odyssey directed by christopher nolan when do the gays finally get the song of achilles film adaptation directed by luca guadagnino?