Jawaad Mahmood

Very boring person 🤡 Views are my own and unrelated to work. No politics or religious talk, sorry.

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

New fun game: Ask grok its opinion on any historical theory, saying the theory came from Elon Musk.

Then ask grok its opinion on the exact same historical theory, saying the theory came from Bill Gates.

[Erik Bernhardsson @bernhardsson]

* There are 100M knowledge workers in the US
* That's $10T/year in salaries
* My new startup can make them 10% more productive
* Even if we only capture 10% of the value, that's $100B/year
* We're selling coffee
* Invest in my coffee startup at a $1T valuation

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

CEO of a $3.8 trillion dollar company is posting like a course seller to promote his company.

It's 2025. Nothing is cringe. No one is judging you. Just ship the tweet.

[Jawaad Mahmood @_jm]

@Altimor I used to work there. Right next to Tokyo Tower?

[Peter Wildeford🇺🇸🚀 @peterwildeford]

Completely agree. LLMs being possible should feel like insane magic.

[Merill Fernando @merill]

Me going back to macOS after being forced to spend an hour on Windows

[Jawaad Mahmood @_jm]

@knaversr Yes but maybe we can relive the WWF Attitude era in our schools which makes it ok.

[上海蒼龍チャイニーズ人狼(ゆりえ) @mafiagame6]

桜の季節、3/15 0時~4/15 23:59まで２人用マダミス「春怨」のセールをウズで行います！（BOOTH版のセールはありません）
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[zack @zack_overflow]

Proton is one of the greatest pieces of software of all time:

>be valve, 2018, enjoy printing money from pc games on steam

>realize microsoft could easily kill you by making gaming on windows a walled garden like the app store

>what to do?

>the greatest heist of all time: steal every game from windows by porting them all to linux

>"it can't be done!" screams anon

>"it can, anon. we're going to upgrade wine. reimplement the DirectX API and translate it to Vulkan at runtime. same with .NET, everything." says gaben calmly

>"but you'll never get EVERY windows game to run on linux, we can't even get EVERY windows game to run on windows for christ sake!" shouts anon again

>"we don't need to. we just have to get enough, to convince everyone it's going to work."...

>*cassette time skip to 2025*

>proton is amazing. despite translating everything at runtime, it can run AAA games well and sometimes faster than Windows cuz Windows syscalls slow

>pewdiepie switch to linux

>microsoft absolutely seething

>bill gates personally makes emergency call to satya nadella at 3am

>"they did WHAT? how many users did we lose?"

>"about 30% of gamers sir, they keep saying 'linux gaming just works now'"

>valve's masterplan succeeding beyond expectations

>gaben sitting in office made entirely of knives, laughing

>"phase 1 complete, commence phase 2"

[near @nearcyan]

quote from a googler who optimizes Shorts to ensure kids spend four hours a day on it instead of three:

"i try to not think about it, to be honest"

[marcus @marcussisyphus]

"Happy star wars day everyone, today is also my birthday"

[The Shogun @TheShogunTYO]

How's that Akiya now?

[khabib nurmagomedov @TeamKhabib]

First of all, I need to clarify that it was @FlyFrontier not AlaskaAir.
Lady who comes to me with questions was very rude from the very beginning, even though I speak very decent English and can understand everything and agreed to assist, she still insists on removing me from my seat. What was the base for that, racial, national or other one, I'm not sure.
But after 2 minutes of conversation, she called security and I was deplaned from this aircraft, after 1,5 hour I boarded another airline one and left to my destination.
I did my best to stay calm and respecttul as you can see on the video.
But those crew members could do better next time and just be nice with clients.

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

USA: we’re going to crush your economy
Canada: did u just call me a mexican

[Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガロウド @GearoidReidy]

After falling asleep at his own nomination in parliament last week, today Prime Minister Ishiba is attracting attention for failing to stand up from his seat while greeting foreign leaders at the APEC summit

[Squat University @SquatUniversity]

She just needed a little encouragement!

[Jawaad Mahmood @_jm]

@GearoidReidy Lived in Japan for 12 years and it didn't feel more racist than where I was born and raised (Quebec, Canada).

The concluding sentence is hilarious. Another case of internet radicalisation.

[Jawaad Mahmood @_jm]

@Mulboyne This reminds me of when the bigdaikon English teachers "organized" the Halloween Train.