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90% Colombianaaa, 10% witty

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

When my credit score is up, I’M up

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

As a taxpayer, I would like to know when Kristi Noem will be returning the $220 million she stole from us.

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

It takes five min

[໊ @wynrosei]

To the girls who lotion their body after the shower every single time and never miss a beat ? You possess a power that cannot be taken away from you 😭

[kayla @brunettemocha]

sorry to everyone else but it’s sunny and 75 in california, bitch don’t kill my vibe is playing, overpriced coffee in hand, I’m literally summering

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[h ✯ حياة @hayxtt]

my landlord is never seeing heaven,

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

How you treat me on my birthday determines whether you’ll know me for the next one lol

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

It’s Pisces season so anyone who wished me, Rihanna or Justin Bieber a happy birthday, gets blessed by an angel. I don’t make the rules.

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

Cosmo & Wanda… or that one shitty mascara

[R @gagas]

what do these colors remind you of?

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

Locked in till further notice📈

[★ @thematrixwizard]

soul card never declines

[🪐👁️ @energyhealingjw]

February 28 brings us one of the most powerful & magical news moons making dreams come true. Shifting your whole reality 7x. This New Moon will be here during a 7-planet parade making it more powerful than usual. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune & Uranus.

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

This ended up being a red flag lol

[🦋 @_joannaaurora]

When the new job pops champagne for your arrival>>>>

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys: