JoMomma 😝

It’s never to late to work on yourself. #selfcare

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

I literally want to make so many TikToks and I can’t ever figure out how to get it how I want it and it’s f-ing FRUSTRATING!!!! Needs more instructions 😒…..

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

My husband literally grabbed me the other day, even though I was in a pissy mood for no reason, said you look beautiful babe. I love your natural hair&curls 😍😫why this man so good to meeeee. Sooo if you see me looking like a mushroom with my natural curls, mind ya bidness 👌

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

My cashier at Casey’s was brushing her teeth this morning as I walked up to the counter 🥴 how’s your morning? 🙃

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

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[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

Is it weird that I want a guitar for Christmas?? Yes I know I’d probably never have time with 3 kids and a husband. But I’ve always wanted to learn and play 🤷‍♀️ #wishlist

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

More restaurants should put kids play areas in them.

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

I had an annoying stressful day yesterday so this morning I put lavender calming lotion on my ass. Hopefully today’s a better day 🙃

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

I just want a mother fucking snack wrap @McDonalds ... 😒 can you at least bring it back for this pregnancy craving... 🤰🏽

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

When your son always runs to dad.... and this morning reached for the daycare provider when you dropped him off.... 😓 I’ve never felt so rejected 💔 #havingatoughday

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

@HaileyRian13 Target isn’t horrible but I would for sure check out facebook market :)

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Find myself always apologizing when I do not need to apologize. My feelings are valid, I do not need to apologize for them

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

Do you ever see a post from someone you when to high school with and you just 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

I’ve been craving sushi 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

Idk what school JJ from @cocomelonkids goes to but I want my son to go there 😂 sign language✅ garden ✅ manners ✅ learning EVERYTHING ✅

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

@allierosea Me too!

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

I am so over today. I just want to go to sleep and forget this day ever happened. But my anxiety is so high I can’t sleep.

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

@BacheloretteABC Katie better be the next bachelorette 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I love her and want to be her friend ❤️ best girl I’ve ever seen on the show!!

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

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[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

If you get a beer at the bar and the bottle says it’s expired, do you tell the bartender

[JoMomma 😝 @_jocelyn95]

Me: 👁👄👁 what you looking at
Beau: 🙄 my side bitch @RobinhoodApp look how much money she’s makin me
Me: I could make you money 😏 😂
Beau: this bitch stays in my pocket and has a password.
Me: but I get to dress pretty
Beau: SHE STAYS IN MY POCKET! 😂