Joe Bingham

Sporadic jokes on here, regular jokes on stage - 📷 IG _joebingham

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Donald Trump’s 100% success rate campaign method

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Adam Johnson x Gary Glitter

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“Yeah they wanted me to go to war but I got a knee injury”

[Sky News @SkyNews]

British Army chief's call to 'mobilise the nation' in the event of war 'should be listened to' https://t.co/EUwsxh4HGx

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Let’s be honest, “Dan H” is sweating next to his missus back home

[Robyn Jankel @RobynJankel]

Pls help me, Twitter! Late Sat (early Sun) at Glasto, I met & kissed a nice man called Dan H. He's 34 & was staying at Woodsies. We had a lovely few hours together then parted ways saying it was "Glastonbury magic". Now I regret not sharing contact details 🥺 Can you find him?!

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Makes me proud to be British that West Ham have just won a European final and they’re singing about their goal scorer shagging Dani Dyer #UECLfinal #WestHam

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Rumour has it Met Police are about to announce legalising fox hunting again

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Noel Fielding stepped straight into the new role after leaving bake-off #WorldCupFinal #FIFAWorldCup #ArgentinaVsFrance #WorldCup

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Ronaldo on the phone to Piers Morgan arranging another interview to hammer the Portugal manager #PORMAR #WorldCup2022

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The producer watching R Kelly record I Admit It

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Glad people are finally taking recycling seriously, I’ve already seen 14 Harley Quinn’s tonight

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Came in, killed the Queen, tanked the pound and left - Liz Truss, what a ride

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Liz Truss to resign as UK prime minister after 45 days in office https://t.co/WdW4QyHMyl

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Country is in trouble, pressure on Truss to resign - give it to Big Sam until the end of the season

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Bit early to be decorating the tree, Christmas is months off

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Me praying when I get that “I’m late” text

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Prince Harry announcing his arrival at Balmoral

[Chatabix with Joe Wilkinson & David Earl @chatabix1]

If you are at the Edinburgh festival go and see Gigging diaries ROSIE FRANCIS @rosiedotfrancis

https://t.co/fZRtCKDOb2

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@Connaire22 @sophielouisecc 😂😂😂 just let my dad do his job in peace

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Anybody out for a run today - what are you trying to prove?

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Sounds more like a me problem than their problem, these little fuckers are clapping cheeks on my cheeks?!

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Phenomenal journalism from @SkyNews today as they refer to the female orgasm in the same terms you’d use to describe Bigfoot or Crop Circles