John Murphy

Sunscreen Enthusiast. Frequent Wearer of Socks.

[Joey Wagner @mrwagner25]

Andrej Stojakovic delivering the news.

[Stride @SamStride93]

My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar.

Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨

Once in a lifetime.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."

"That's a right triangle, ya idiot!"

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@BenStiller Ben, can I get severed exclusively during bulls games

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 5 Episode 16

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@ALionEye How many shirts are in the rotation and what’s the most obscure?

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

“So, you changed from your initial prediction. What was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed, wasn’t it?”

[Jim Daly @JamesP_Daly]

God, I can’t believe I still have to deal with a Bears season after all of this.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

There's nothing more unstoppable than an Irish man and his horse

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@ThatBrownDude @bobbyr24

[Chris Law @ChrisLaw]

Tonight’s RNC guests & speakers all receiving their respective Stone Cold Stunners
• Trump
• Glenn Jacobs - Kane
• Linda McMahon
• Hulk Hogan

[Charlie Murphy @_Charlie_Murphy]

My annual 4th of July plea

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

In honor of the king, @John_Paddock5, and the Illini going the extra mile in OT to win the first game after my daughter was born @edsbs @HollyAnderson @newampaths

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@_Charlie_Murphy Asterisk game. Kofi was suspended for nonsense

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@BobZuppke Gotta have a 7’8 Hagrid-esque center to compete these days

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@ALionEye My 4 month old fell asleep right when we tied it. I’ve just woken her up. Got to try anything possible to switch the vibes

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@ALionEye Time for another restart

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@JWerner247 Counterpoint: the committee absolutely would’ve made them a 13 seed and put them against Illinois first round for Krutwig 2.0

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

@_Charlie_Murphy “Damn Daniel. Back at again driving cargo vans”