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Reader || come with an open mind ||
learn to unlearn and relearn

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Its like this song was made for him

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

Women will always remember three things:
1. The good they did to you
2. The bad you did to them
3. The things you should.have done but didn't do

They forget everything else you did, your time, your effort and all the ways you showed up. Always choose yourself kings

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

The day kenya will confirm its first Ebola case, be it from its citizens or the american colonizers who will enter the country, America will b the first country to ban and close its door from kenyans.

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

Utumishi girls fire breakout

Depressing finance bill

Kenya to be used as a slaughterhouse for american Ebola patients

A messed up economy etc

When are we going to rest??😭

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

Quote of the day:

A breast in hand is worth two in the bra.

Have a nice day

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

More than 3 weeks later and no details in iebc portal. What is not happening

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Members of the National Assembly have approved Ksh 1,800,000,000 for the Office of the Deputy President to spend over the next three months.

Let’s break it down:

Per month:
Ksh 1,800,000,000 ÷ 3 = Ksh 600,000,000
April, May, and June = 91 days
Per day:
Ksh 1,800,000,000 ÷ 91 = Ksh 19,780,219.78
Per hour:
Ksh 19,780,219.78 ÷ 24 = Ksh 824,175.82
Per minute:
Ksh 824,175.82 ÷ 60 = Ksh 13,736.26
Per second:
Ksh 13,736.26 ÷ 60 = Ksh 228.94

Yes, that’s right, over Ksh 200 spent every second.
Meanwhile, you’re here calculating fare, skipping meals, and being told to “tighten your belt.”
We are not a poor countrywe’re just exceptionally talented at misplacing priorities.

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

Easter is evidence that men should not kiss. Two me kissed and both died

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

April fools day is the only day to confess your love to someone akikukataa mwambie it a prank for april fools akikupenda then congrats to you kwa kutoka soko😂😂

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

They know hawatafunga machines za registration ju tutapiga kelele so they make the process of registration very slow and tedious.....what do you mean a center has one person and that utapata ukingoja hadi 5 hours just to be registered??

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

Just a reminder
In all universes, spiderman doesn't get his girl; Dr strange doesn't get married to the love of his life and captain America had to go back in time just for love😂😂 so don't be hopeful when it comes to love

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

Today nimechukia safaricom sijui kama nini. I wanted to speak to customer care but each time it took me to their zuri chat chatbot that was not helping at all. Shame on you @Safaricom_Care

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Mosiria akona bahati....if he was still in the office halafu hii drainage issue itokee he would have been blamed

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Mayai mbili 40bob!!😩😩Si heri ninunue kuku basi

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That's your father

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Nothing beats having a male friend that's not sexually attracted to you but wants just the best for you, provide for you and is always there for you!

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@SankeiSaitoti Happy birthdei mzee....enda ununue juice cola na ngumuu mbili unipee till

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"Nyumba yangu haina mlango" ilifika 18 bob lini??

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

@charlesmwai020 @byYator Fb basi

[CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË @_johnmwas]

@dedankimarthy @Ghettoh_tycoon Basi follow

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@OpenTruth254 @KenyanSays The constitution which is above any rule refuses restriction to access services due to race or religion. The fact that she has to leave is a discrimination in itself

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Transport CS Davis Chirchir inspects ongoing beautification works between JKIA and James Gichuru Road