John Shepherd

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This is an incredibly serious situation for the British prime Minister. Boris Johnson's condition with #coronavirus at St Thomas's Hospital has dramatically worsened in the last few hours & he was moved into intensive care at 7pm.
Fight hard Boris - we're all rooting for you.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The British Govt. thinks large groups of construction workers can do their job whilst maintaining a 2-metre distance from each other.
This just tells me they’ve never been near a construction site & haven’t got a clue what they’re saying re social distancing.
Cc. @BorisJohnson

[Jermain Defoe OBE @IAmJermainDefoe]

Let’s bring that trophy home, boss... 🙏🏼🏆

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

@N4talB Jabberwock 🦀

[Natalia Breviglieri @N4talB]

#COMPETITIONTIME for your chance to win a $33 #MONSTERSERIES ticket just RT+❤️ and Name the imaginary creatures described by Lewis Carroll as having jaws that bite and claws that catch? The winner will be chosen at random tomorrow https://t.co/8GEtHkuOGw

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

@UhlenPoker That guy is mad 🙈 how can he possibly shove all in with 4 hearts on the board 🤢

[The Gateside Inn @GatesideInn]

Wishing Beth & Dell all the happiness in the world on their wedding day today! 👰🏼🤵🏼 #weddingday

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Awryt troops ah wis lit aht eatin a wee haggis supper wae irn bru aww o’er ma arse

Okay fellow Scots, now that the English have stopped reading this tweet here’s my plan; if they win the World Cup, we cross the border while their whole country is steamin & just batter them aw x

[Emma Buckley @emmabuckley__]

Not that age matters but for being 20 years old Georgia has carried herself & that conversation so well, I would have struggled to of kept my shit together now never mind 5 years ago 😳 hats off G 👏🏼 #loveisland

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

Everycunts at the beach or sunbathing n am cuttin aboot in overalls n steel toe caps till 5 o’clock 👍👍😕

[Feg Bizet @FegBizet]

I blame Strachan for plenty, but I can't blame him if he's looked in his dressing room and concluded that we're genetically disadvantaged

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

Slept in for work 😴😴 great start to ma September weekend...

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

@EuanMcfadzean no got a clue mate

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

@EuanMcfadzean am seein this everywhere n the only wan av actually made oot was wee noddy voddy

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

That beith co are having a laugh btw, it's like the fuckin crystal maze tae find a pint of milk 😐😶

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

Cmon to fuck rangers 😴😴😴

[John Shepherd @_johnshepherd]

Was genuinely gonnae get back to the gym on Monday, tried ma gym gear on n it doesnae fuckin fit 😂😂😂 do jacamo do gym stuff? Askin for a m8

[Natalia Breviglieri @N4talB]

Why do people sit next to you for 7 hours on a flight and say nothing until you land then want your life story 🙄