Joiya

there exists a universe in which you think my tweets are funny.
she/her

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@resistance_CFO thank you so much it's an honor

[Joiya @_joiya_]

cocknitive dicksonnance

[Sunday Polls Guy (6’4 btw) @AsherHBaron]

I’ll say it:

Tomato adds relatively nothing to a sandwich. Rare you get a solid slice that isn’t a soggy piece of shit. Tomato’s are at their worst in their original form. You can do a lot of beautiful things w/ Tomatoes, yes, but a slice just on my sandwich, unnecessary

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@gaybashdboston anyone selling tickets??? looking to buy 1

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Neat

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD

In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in
@Variety

1/11

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@louisa0896 @InObscurumEques seconded!

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@SenpaiKoala don't forget the strap

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@galvalaylow 😮‍💨

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

This is massive.

Gov Tim Walz has just made Minnesota a trans refugee state with an EO!

He will decline extradition requests.
He will refuse subpoenas.
No resource can be used to enforce bans.

They will be the first state to upgrade to dark blue, safest states in my map.

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@SenpaiKoala you're gonna steal my tweet and not even hit mine with a like?!?

[Joiya @_joiya_]

😏

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@willowescapee wholesome 🥹

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

So frustrating to watch people argue and defend the subject to death that they know not much about!!! For the last time, MSG is not bad for you! It’s a myth rooted in racism!!!

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@yourmommunism britain apologist smh

[Joiya @_joiya_]

@SenpaiKoala kink acquired

[brooke @ladyefron]

If I see a cute man on a dating app with more than one picture of him doing something active I swipe left out of respect because I know I can’t be what he needs. It’s called being selfless and having a heart of pure gold.