J\o/rdan

not famous yet host of the wethotpodcast

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Man nothing is worse than arriving to a party just to realize no one put out a bowl of chocolate covered raisins

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

@TheBillyProcida

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Pheonix Washington (Anthony from @Tubi #fuckanthony #idonthaveadamnjob) NAKED in a hot tub answering uncomfortable questions on the WetHotPodcast on YouTube!

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Jeremy Renners ability to play such a genuinely nice guy so well MUST mean he really is such a nice guy.

Or a complete psychopath.

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Y’all should laugh more

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Y’all catch the game

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Funny people are everywhere you just gotta know how to bring it out of them

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

I heard the neighbors rooster crow at 1pm today and silently judged him for not knowing what time of day it was.

And then I crawled out of bed and started making myself a cup of coffee.

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh!!

[Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @TheaLanden]

What's your favorite obscure smell? I love a freshly opened can of tennis balls.

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

@decentbirthday Wow. I did not know others were doing this. Incredible

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

Surfs Up (2007) penguin would kick Happy Feet (2006) penguin's Ass

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do you want to be for Halloween” i want to be lobotomized

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Someone asked me today what my pronouns are and without even thinking I said I identify as “why/when”. What type of existential crisis BS is this

[J\o/rdan @_jojosias]

Anytime someone tells me their nickname is Hollywood I stop whatever I’m doing and say a quick prayer to every god in existence that that person never becomes famous.

[jame @kloogans]

WHAT'S UP youtube in today's video we'll be discussing einstein's dissertation on the determination of molecular mediums, but first i'd like to thank our sponsor manscaped. do u shred up ur balls when u shave

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

being horny is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly thinking about war

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Can I come over and pace around I won’t make noise

[how's annie? @ventriclemouse]

Imagine if you had a sunflower seed as big as a laptop. That is everyday life for a hamster.