Jourdan

Champagne taste on a Budweiser budget

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Getting blocked by an influencer AND the company she hired to edit her wedding content wasn’t on my bingo card but I made that happen today 💃🏼

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@greg16676935420 Otter pops

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How to get $10K asap for house down payment ✏️

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There’s no reason your kids’ iPads are in full volume in public !

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Fighting the impulse decision to refinance my car ✨

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Having $15 until payday in 16 days is actually super cool but at least my bills are done and paid

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9 days until I have dental insurance after 7 years and can go to the dentist 💁🏼‍♀️

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So fucking guilty for moving and leaving my best dog who died and is buried next to our current house

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I could not imagine being an artist and having a bunch of phones in my face from the people in the front row during a concert 😅

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It’s the ignoring my text about my sons birthday party, but then individually snapping me multiple pictures of their kids after my text went out that really does it for me 💀

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Panic attack szn 💅🏼

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Must be ovulating on time for the first time in months because we are mean and we are emotional 🫶🏻

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Live laugh jump off a bridge

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Planning for a 3rd baby that will be approx 6 &8 years younger than their older siblings is wild.
Do we keep the $100s of dollars of Paw Patrol & Little People toys that the little sibling *might* like and be into? Save all the clothes the kids grow out now?

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Since my work changed our pay period for summer- do I just send them all the late fees I’m accruing from my bills that are due but I can’t pay since I haven’t been paid ???

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At an urgent care in Springfield, OR.
I feel like this accurately describes healthcare in America.

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Name a time I wasn’t absolutely stressed 🤪

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Crashing the fuck out this week and I just want my dog that’s dead or my bonus mom.

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I get paid monthly and have 2 trips falling into the same paycheck period. Idk whose idea this was 😅

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Born to be a SAHM, forced to work full time