Jonah Carden

Alabama MBB Student Manager | UA ‘26 | Finance/MIS Major | Avid Beverage Enjoyer

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

If your patriotism is dependent on who the president is, you are no patriot.

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1999, THE CRIMSON TIDE IS HEADED TO OMAHA!

#RollTide

[Jonah Carden @_jonahcarden]

at the beach by myself right now and all I can think of is George Costanza and the “Boombox incident”

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

In the NFL no one Tweets if you beat a woman, but don’t you DARE speak at an event when you’re invited by the president of the United States.

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

We are being conquered

[The Mangy @LeMangy]

a serious republic would hang people for this

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life

🔵 "Rep Hakeem Jeffrey just THIS MONTH said, 'we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere all the time.'"

🔵 "Governor Josh Shapiro said heads need to roll within the administration."

🔵 "Senator Alex Padilla said people are DYING because of fear and terror caused by the Trump administration."

🔵 "Senator Elizabeth Warren: President Trump is making the country look like a 'FASCIST STATE'"

🔵 "Senator Adam Schiff saying President Trump using a dictator playbook"

Senator Ed Markey calling President Trump a dictator, saying that this administration's actions are authoritarism on STEROIDS"

🔵 "Governor JB Pritzker: 'Never before in my life have I called for mass protest disruptions. These Republicans cannot know a MOMENT of peace.'"

🔵 "Rep. Pressley saying we'll see you in the streets."

🔵 Monica M McIver, a Democrat representative on Capitol Hill, we will "not take this sh*t from Donald Trump. He thinks he's a DICTATOR. We are at WAR!"

"These are Democrat elected officials calling for WAR against the president of the United States and his supporters."

[Dennis “In Pulisic We Trust” Erectus, MD @errectusdennis]

What’s happening at the Masters is a perfect analogy for what’s happening in our country. The parallels are there: you take something that is deeply rooted in tradition and history and open it up to outsiders and it starts to lose some of its identity

[WENDELL GREEN JR ✞❤️‍🩹 @icyywen]

Clear house.

[Total NIMBY Death @BarneyFlames]

so he privatized a public service and that worked ?

[Sam Prestipino @sam_prestipino]

Coach Vaungh had this to say about @BamaRightField after tonight’s game. Beer wall was coach-approved ✅

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Good start but we can pump these numbers up a good bit in SEC play

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

Under President Trump, federal employment has declined to its lowest level since 1966 — and the lowest level in recorded history as a share of the total workforce.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

The correct Redzone take is that if you watch Redzone you don't actually like football. Thank you and you're welcome.

[Kennesaw State MBB @KSUOWLSMBB]

Let's all officially welcome Perkins Carden to the Nest ‼️

Story 🔗 - https://t.co/ehUd2TNpJ4

#SOLID | #HootyHoo 🦉🏀

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Reporter: Do you ever feel sorry for Jerome Powell when Trump criticizes him?

Me: "No, I don’t feel sorry for Jerome Powell. He’s worth over $200 million. Who I feel sorry for are the Americans who can’t get a mortgage because Powell refuses to lower interest rates from 20-year highs. I feel sorry that they can’t start a family or can’t grow their family because they can’t buy a home. I feel sad for the single mom in East Baltimore or Cincinnati who can’t get a credit card because Jerome Powell is trying to undermine the duly elected President of the United States."

[Jonah Carden @_jonahcarden]

@BustaTnumba1 @MaxCohan what are you yapping about

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

He's strong.

@cubancaballo I #RollTide