“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave
“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless
“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp
“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage
“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man
“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling
“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech
“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table
“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure
This is how some of you see the world 😂
Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.
He will go home tonight and blame himself for that L and it will affect how he shows up next szn. We just need EPL strikers to whisper “Your hairline ain’t real” every time they get a 1v1 with him.
Others are waiting for their Coach to confirm their participation in the world cup tournament, AFA dey wait for the GOAT to confirm his own participation 😂
There are levels to this game 🐐🔥
Stop treating relationships like annual procurement contracts. What do you do for your man on his birthday? Work and get yourself the present you desire.