John

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@bet365Gaming Eric Djemba Djemba

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@Baddiel John 2020: Oh for fuck sake, you've pissed up the new sofa again?? Get out!

Again.... works

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@DevilsOfUnited Won't happen. We are a joke in the transfer market. Hence why our squad is shit

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@sid_lambert @GNev2 Gary is this an early example of simulation?? 😂😂

[David 'Bumble' Lloyd @BumbleCricket]

Fabulous ...

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 25 years to the day since Eric Cantona scored this goal vs Sheffield Utd.

Despite a legit gale blowing at Bramall Lane, he floats up this chip like a crisp packet on the breeze.

Fucking magnifique.

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@Sporf @ManUtd @ManCity @Carabao_Cup A decent squad and a world class manager. 😭

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@talkSPORT Hideous/10

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@Sporf Absolutely fucking horseshit

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@Carra23 @LFC @Wolves Just feet would be an improvement. Who scores with their fucking armpit??? Daylight maybe??? Literally anything is better than the shower of shit we are currently enduring.

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@talkSPORT Absolutely fucking horseshit

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

Got the ball for me

[Roger Gonzalez @RGonzalezCBS]

How are the lower leagues in Argentina? I'm glad you asked!

[Paul Mason @paulmasonnews]

BBC exit poll predicts Tories to take 70+ seats. If so - a victory of the old over the young, racists over people of colour, selfishness over the planet. Scotland will leave UK. However it does not feel right compared to on-the-ground.

[Francesca Martinez @chessmartinez]

Heartbreaking that working-class Leave voters couldn't see that Labour's manifesto was ALL about making their lives better, addressing the causes of economic inequality and ending the austerity that has devastated many communities.
It's very sad to see what people have rejected.

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@Coral Not close. He's a massive swinger. Nothing more. Can you imagine if any of the greats abandoned technique and just swung like this clown?? They'd all "hit hard" but look shite, just like wilder

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Show this to everyone.

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@volewriter Oh my god what a crock of shit. People like you are what's wrong with this world. I don't remember a single phrase on my clothing. I am none of the above things. Looking for outrage where there is none. Unbelievable.

[Chubby Brown @RoyChubbsBrown]

Come on England....fuck you Rolf and Kylie!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[John @_jonnyallsopp_]

@qatarairways And the dozens dead from building the stadiums in slave like conditions. #fuckqatar