Jordan Strang

I'm extra but so is guacamole at chipotle

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

@lyft I’m a driver… got a bonus that for keeping my express drive rental for a 3 week period. Bonus was never paid. What’s up?

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

@ColumbiaBugle Alec Baldwin rn:

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@RedWhtBluPages @MattWalshBlog Came to the comments looking for this one 😂

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

@Luci_Alessio Piano man is the only correct answer 😂😂😂

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

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[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

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[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

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[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

I made this meme:

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@CollinMcConkey Trump would do better much of the time if he thought before he spoke... it’s a fault of his and often comes to bite him. and yeah... pence impressed me so much during that debate.

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

@CollinMcConkey Maybe not sufficient to qualify him, but in my view, definitely to disqualify him. I’m expecting a push to repeal the Hyde amendment and all kinds of terrible stuff... all of which Biden would/does support.

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

2021 mode: activated @ChipotleTweets

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

So what you’re saying is that we now have actual “Guardians of the Galaxy”?

[Marcus Weisgerber @MarcusReports]

BREAKING: Vice President Mike Pence announces that uniformed members of the U.S. Space Force will be called Guardians. Threre you have it: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Guardians

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

@dreya_hope Haha 😂 yeah no I rarely tweet 😂😂

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

Anyone planning to pull their pants up and fix the @instagram app? Anyone? No?
#instagramdown

[Jordan Strang @_jordan_strang]

At least he wasn’t Chris Wallace modding a debate

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I just read in a Trebek obituary that he moderated a Pennsylvania gubernatorial debate a few years ago and was criticized for cracking jokes the whole time and quizzing the candidates like they were on Jeopardy, and now I love him even more than I did before