Jordan Dean

Roots/Country Songwriter. Fly Fisherman. Average Looking. Non-Vegan. Self-Titled EP available now!

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Nothing more rewarding than scaring someone so bad they actually fall down @MarcusApchin #heythere #ha #gotem

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Does every sushi restaurant on earth quietly play acoustic instrumental covers of current top 40 pop songs?

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This says it all! #oilersducks

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"But I'm on 2 Benadryl right now" - @michelle_apchin get rehab soon u know what they say Benadryl to fentanyl #420 #brothersagainstbenadryl

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So excited to see @ChrisStapleton & @lindiortega this evening in Van. No strobe lights or Nashville puppetry bullshit, just good music 🙌🏻

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@michelle_apchin @Braden_Elly @MarcusApchin I'm out of town & get blamed for Michelle's garlic complications smh #delusional

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Sam Hunt's new "song" is the worst thing I've heard in my entire life #keepdrivingwithyoureyesclosedplz #towardsoncomingtrafficplz

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@thescottgeorge @babygirl232323 @OkCorralKelowna usually cut myself off after 12 or so just to be safe 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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@Wendys are junior bacon cheeseburgers bigger in Texas or nah

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Today is a day I don't feel bad about texting as much as possible #BellLetsTalk

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"Where the numb meets the lonely" @mirandalambert #vice

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@JasonIsbell's Southeastern record is getting a workout on this drive. Off to guide 🎣 for the next 4 months. See you in October folks!

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Unpopular opinion: summer is uncomfortably warm

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Incredibly scary what's going on in Fort Mac today. 30 degree dry weather in May is not a good thing in any way shape or form

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Tonight I'll be at @EldoradoKelowna, 9-Late!! Come drink beer, it's good for you

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@Braden_Elly nvm I thought it said unfollowed #gotosleepnorman

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@Braden_Elly my thoughts are with you

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Hot damn #sturgillsimpson #ivegotseastories