Jordan Starr

i go to seek a great perhaps

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

sometimes i remember that there are people who actually hate ron weasley and i wonder what it feels like to be that wrong

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

@MmmNagelBagel My brother did and it’s kinda fun. Not to be a bad influence or anything 🤪

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

bro i’ve been listening for almost ✨four years✨ and i’m still not over it either 😌

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

bro omg malibu nights is so good i’ve been listening to it for almost 9 months and i’m still not over it

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

i loved you fully but i’m growing up now. i loved you fully but fully means more now.

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

i’m in the water so don’t even call

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

red flag: you don’t like LANY

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

@goosesnotgeese That all gives me the biggest ick and I’m sorry 😬😂

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

singing to the moon, she’s my only friend

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

grateful not hateful

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

@goosesnotgeese do it, do it!!!

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

so you’re telling me that with the voice prompts on hinge that dudes don’t just cringe when they listen back to their responses? such cringe and i’m sorry if you’re one of those dudes that does those.

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

meet me at the moon tower

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

damn. how could anybody let you get away?

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

@meghanrienks no, twitter keeps taking them away 😭

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

@MmmNagelBagel Killin it, bebe!

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

@goodygrace i was thinking about you today and wondering if you were also listening 😌😘

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

i hope you have the day that you deserve

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

funny dads

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

why does twitter insist on deleting my drafts?

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

all of a sudden i’m so busy this month but all i really wanna do is watch scary movies during spooky season 👻

[Jordan Starr @_jordanstarr]

the little girl i was babysitting after i told her i didn’t have kids and wasn’t married:
“so you’re just all alone? that’s kinda sad.”