joshhh

head in the clouds😴

[joshhh @_josh815]

Ready to die but I never will

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[Romano @Jeffor1]

@onewhoisheard Jim Carey performing with 50 cent might be my favourite video ever

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bad Bunny speaks about his Super Bowl performance in Spanish at end of SNL monologue:

“If you didn’t understand what I just said, you have 4 months to learn.”

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Fighting Scammers in Paris! (fart spray gun 🔫 + pepper spray + violence)

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Billboard in Phoenix…..

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇺🇳 🇵🇸 BREAKING: The United Nations voted 142-10 in support of establishing a Palestinian state.

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[★ @thematrixwizard]

Gm 🌞

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this

[joshhh @_josh815]

Sometimes perfect timing feels like I’m too late

[sam @syame41]

Ranking cyclists who unexpectedly went insanely hard🤯💯

[joshhh @_josh815]

Soy un buen chavo, feliz de la vida

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this the type of shit i’ve been liking ever since likes went private

[issues @dadyssues]

Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life

[Super Coochie Scouter @TheCoochScouter]

Taking off work for your birthday.

[issues @dadyssues]

I just offered this girl the world so idk where the rest of y'all gone live but it can't be here.