sandman

only myself left to conquer

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Come on bro

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Mexicans dancing and singing GANGNAM STYLE with the Koreans in Mexico after South Korea's World Cup win 😭

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

MEXICO THE WORLD STANDS BEHIND YOU TODAY. DEFEAT THOSE EVIL SOUTH AFRICANS

[vis 🇰🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷🇳🇿 @Visicert]

he really did that against a 73-9 team bro

[Giveo @prettigum]

x men had a Mexican nigga whose powers was building shit

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

World Cup travelers watching Joey Chestnut

[brandon* @brndxix]

flying cars they said

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @nothoodg3nius]

Niggas see one loss and turn the entire city into the Dark Continent 😭

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Fat Joe on the Knicks’ finals run: “I seen Hasidic Jews break dancing with Black kids. This is the greatest unification of the city since 9/11” (@krispursiainen)

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

No reason to do this by the way

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

My grandpa escaping the nursing home after I switch his oxygen tank with Galaxy Gas

[kordell @lledrook]

lil nigga did not see that shit comin LMFAOOO

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NYPD are ready for Game 1 of the Finals

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

He saw his own titties and still posted dis

[Jose @GuardsBurner_]

Tom Hamilton on Jazz Chisholm:

“He predicted the Yankees will win the World Series. He did that on the Jimmy Fallon show. Pretty amazing he got on the Jimmy Fallon show batting .239.”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but Trump gets a $200 fine for insider trading