Josh Craig 🌵

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[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

I’ll take you there

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

me when 6 naked men are standing in front of me

[Sports TV News & Updates @TVSportsUpdates]

Somehow Fox using 'Iris' as bumper music actually worked here.

[Josh Craig 🌵 @_joshcraig]

generational hater

[aboudi @mrbrightlights_]

Fuck Barstool.
Fuck Jomboy.
Fuck Marty York
Fuck New York.
Fuck Israel.
Fuck the Yankees.

This is his house.

[maha @mahaaaay]

THAT IS MY MVP

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Two guys in the front row at the Pacers game dressed like Dumb and Dumber with Stephen A Smith and Kendrick Perkins faces on their suits

😂😂😂

[rat @ratquesadilla]

his spirit has not been broken by the trump administration because of the resilience he’s gained from watching the kings get eliminated by the oilers in the first round every year for the last like million years

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Evander Kane and Matthew Tkachuk refusing to just kiss and get it over with is an affront to Pride month

[Josh Craig 🌵 @_joshcraig]

@biggtimemunch it also came out in 2022

[Josh Craig 🌵 @_joshcraig]

@natescottjones found your submission for the one page contest. any tips or general advice for running When Is Cake?

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

taylor swift fans have constructed a lore so intricate she sounds like a bloodborne boss. they’ll be like “when she was 12 yrs old she carved the name of her 12th album into the elder tree”. like ok ? which of her attacks are easiest to parry

[Josh Craig 🌵 @_joshcraig]

@austinroberts my favourite part of the super bowl is everyone at home knowing how to stop what DCs haven't been able to in 5 seasons

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Twitter Adds ‘Context’ Label To Clarify When Tweets Make Elon Musk Sad https://t.co/6TKFHBI1nS

[Josh Craig 🌵 @_joshcraig]

fake american

[Harley Bigger @biggtimemunch]

Why does mckennie have the French flag on his head ? #ENGUSA

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

the NFL MVP is whichever quarterback played the best the previous sunday. that's analytics.

[Josh Craig 🌵 @_joshcraig]

@lecrae portglenone

[max @pipecork]

Wow a lot of people are visiting grandma at the hospital– she must be doing great!

[nico @nicothecuxk]

JUST IN CASE this site goes down, my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. #RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

[Josh Craig 🌵 @_joshcraig]

watching harry potter thinking snape should have a 50K press conference after the house cup shenanigans