Josh

#freepalestine he/him

[George (GC50Art) @GC50Art]

Simon Pegg is such a goat

[audra أودرا @audragabrielle_]

rape an unconcious woman behind a dumpster? you have a bright future.

gang rape a woman with your teammates? you'll still get drafted to the NHL.

drug & rape a student with your frat bros? just write an essay.

say 'free palestine'? expelled & charged with acts of terrorism.

[Grey @sadbokkie]

cuntquake measuring 9.9 on the mother scale

[juan @bigjuange]

CAN YOU HRRRRRRRRRR ME BARRY, 76 FROM SHROPSHIRE

[Josh @_joshnj]

@chins_mike66976 @kd_4002 christ mate went a bit overboard there

[Josh @_joshnj]

they’re calling it the worst tweet of all time

[. @utdcynical]

The funniest part of City potentially playing Championship football is imagining the complete culture shock.

Haaland asking where the Champions League anthem is and getting “Freed From Desire” through one working speaker at Deepdale.

Cherki turning up expecting a perfectly watered carpet and finding a pitch that looks like it hosted a fucking agricultural show that morning.

Doku discovering that Championship fullbacks don’t “show you outside” they show you the fucking car park.

Anderson asking the analyst about expected possession while Millwall’s manager is drawing “FUCKING WIN IT” on the tactics board.

Foden arriving for a 12:30 away game and watching some bloke behind the goal finish his sixth pint before warm ups.

Maresca trying to explain inverted full backs to a fourth official who’s just told him to stop fucking moaning and get back in his technical area.

[Alfie @AlfiePottsH]

When you’re asking foreign royals who don’t know you exist to increase your cost of living, it’s probably worth contemplating whether at some stage your football fandom might have caused your brain to fall out.

[𝓚 @ifuliedownhere]

Dostoyevsky on the death of his infant daughter. A passage that has stayed with me years after I first encountered it

[🤓 @abigaillj__]

“psychologically cucked by the past”

[Aamer @IbnKulthum]

Frank Herbert wrote Dune in 1965 while on Colombia’s finest “spice” and his descriptions of Islamic mythology was remarkably accurate, including perfectly translated verses from the Quran. Enough with this nonsense, Rowling is a lazy hack.

[Moog @MoogMeg]

Niggas call me the sandwich because I got my meat between my bread #Imfuckingthemoney

[playwithboys carti @AMERlCANROYALTY]

if a nigga wont let you merge on the highway drive into them full speed dont worry about if you gonna live or not just step on that bitch and turn the steering wheel as sharp as possible

[Josh @_joshnj]

you’re a piece of shit mate 👍🏻

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

@Patriots2349 I am very conflicted. I would say a full ban, although way more support is needed for women in those situations

[Leyton Orient FC @leytonorientfc]

Say my name properly...

#LOFC #OneOrient

[Josh @_joshnj]

incredible journalism wow

[Verbatim @Verbatim_Media]

Our yearlong investigation reveals Nigel Farage courting illicit funding as part of a plot to bring foreign money into British politics, orchestrated by his top aides and caught on hidden camera.

[Verbatim @Verbatim_Media]

Our yearlong investigation reveals Nigel Farage courting illicit funding as part of a plot to bring foreign money into British politics, orchestrated by his top aides and caught on hidden camera.

[Tom McGrath 🐦 @tommcgrath1878]

Kinear and co discussing the panic buy replacement the last two hours

[cyber @yoboimuna]

Semenyo in the dressing room listening to Enzo’s call with his Argentine teammates https://t.co/ukl7lj9lu3

[connor jones @ConnorJ2399]

Hahahahahahahah fuck off man I’m in bits here