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amateur street magician. your card is 10♦️ (probably)

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gonna make a bitcoin trading platform exclusively for women and it's gonna be called bitchcoin and we'll use it to take down the patriarchy and maybe get free bagels

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Why does Paul walk around like he’s only had a skeleton for three days #TheTraitors

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Gatherered the @hedgehoglab design + research team for pizza and #Config2023 @figma

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Enjoying this little glitch

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Jokingly trying to convince my friends to do Supreme style wedding invites and it’s a low key vibe

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This evening Harriet has learnt that sigourney weaver is a real person and not just a character in finding dory

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I know people make Glasgow and all that but I’m in an m&s changing rooms in breahead and a woman is throwing up with her mate just talking her through it as if we’re all doing the same thing

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First time in Bristol since the queen died. Truly a moving and difficult time. RIP.

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Probably independence from England - that would explain the queen's accent right?

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The other thing about The Princess Diaries is that its all hangs on Mia going to the annual Genovian Independence day ball.

Firstly who did they get independence from?
Secondly, why is it happening in the US? And especially why San Fran?

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Sandra Oh deserves all the praise she's getting. She's fantastic and it's great that people are seeing that.

But I've said it before and I'll say it again, we need to talk more about her most iconic role - Principal Gupta in Princess Diaries

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Dawn actually told me she liked one of my tattoos today

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Nothing I love more than being on a train to Edinburgh on the same day as a Scottish rugby match. It gets better when bunch of lads wearing Scotland shirts and yelling “freedom” in very English accents.

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Facebook marketplace really does have it all 🤌

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I went to a gay church on Sunday and I'm still mad that their tag line is "Beautiful and Fabulous" not "Jesus is a biscuit"

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So we’ve had platty joobs, stately funes and cozzie livs. I need to know what we’re gonna call the coronation

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Next time I’m gonna try and get the phrase “give racism the red card” into the conversation

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How have I ended up being a match commentator for all the old lads on the bus?
“Aye mate still 2-1. Bruno got sent off though”

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Aggressively mouthing “full time” and making stopping motions with my hands as I get off the bus

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I’ve been running a bit of an experiment on my LinkedIn with artificial intelligence. Here’s a blog I wrote about it with a clickbaity title

https://t.co/NtXn1Wnd1p