añiP nauJ

it ain’t much, but it’s honest work

[añiP nauJ @_juanpineapple_]

I, Juan Pina, am officially announcing my intent to run for President of the United States in 2036. 🇺🇸

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭

[🕊️ @Lhastim3]

I don’t think anything will ever top the 2014 World Cup aesthetics , epitomised what a World Cup should look like

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[ronron @sirenbyers]

bisexual who only dated the same gender, bisexuals who only dated the opposite gender, bisexuals who dated many genders, bisexuals who never dated anyone. They all deserve a happy pride month, stop being biphobic.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[añiP nauJ @_juanpineapple_]

Man what a day (year) to be a New Yorker

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Important point on this:

These tickets cannot be scalped or resold. Non-transferable and will be given to winners on the day of the games, at the site from which fans will be transported via (free) buses to MetLife Stadium.

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

The only guy to truly raise hell about the Epstein files, and a recent critic of Israel, and instantly loses after 14 years of near uncontested elections. Makes you fucking think

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Momo 🪽💫 @VallerieMomo]

Politics be like

[Andrea 🇮🇹🇪🇺 @ClassicalSocdem]

Rest of the world: *on fire*

NYC Mamdani subplot:

[añiP nauJ @_juanpineapple_]

Peak bending chemistry

And they’re fine af

[🐛 ; sad type beat @thebluffing]

They was MOVING in round 2. Back when they were hungry and getting that bag from sato industries 😩

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

I hate a “it’s someone else’s job to clean it up” type of person. Embarrassing to be around.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

summer fans when it’s 100 degrees out and 50% humidity and they have to go to work instead of reliving the summer vacation they remember from childhood

[flam @likesrosies]

jesus has been casted in the live action of bible

[Red 𖠋 🍓|-/ @Hurricane @RebelRedTrees]

Oh my god. They did it.