iprobablywasintoxicated

don’t come on here asking me questions mind yah business 😘

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Akira @Akir_a997]

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

Please go to school, work hard & become something in life ! Marriage isn’t a career & a man is not a financial breakthrough !

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

running to my bed after successfully surviving the work week

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When it suddenly hits you that, even though you’re a sinner and undeserving, Christ still chose to die for you.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

Life sucks right now but at least I'm not typing a paragraph and begging someone to stay in my life.

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

michael beasley said “we judge people’s decisions without knowing their choices..” and it’s been on my mind ever since..

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

The embarrassment of realizing you mean way less to someone than you thought you did.

[KAT @reallKAT]

Oh My God!!!!😳 $60M

[Mads @europemaxxed]

dream job??
unemployed with a mysterious source of wealth

[kat @yslnadi]

me genuinely enjoying my lil boring life cause at least nobody hurting me or using me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

The way life continues after people die is one of the most humbling things ever.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I saw someone say "God covered me in a season when I wasn't even talking to him" and bruhhhh.

[Variety @Variety]

Emily Blunt tells Anne Hathaway during their 2023 "Actors on Actors" conversation that she’s “the glue” of "The Devil Wears Prada" and “holds the whole thing together.”

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

I asked my coworker what’s wrong because she seemed so off and she said "I'm tired of pretending I like you guys" and honestly? same.

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

Being betrayed by a black coworker in a white space hits different.😭