julia

born at a very young age

[julia @_julia_martin]

what color hair do bald people put on their license?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

DO NOT remove your card, don’t even think about it
REMOVE IT NOW! NOW!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD

[julia @_julia_martin]

favorite part about repotting my houseplants outside is blowing my nose afterwards and have dirt come out

[julia @_julia_martin]

one thing about me is that I’m going to rearrange the pepperonis on my jacks pizza and add more cheese

[julia @_julia_martin]

TWICE

[vita @majipres]

69ers vs the Queefs in the Super Hole

[anna @twtrlssanna]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Woke up early. There was no worm.

[julia @_julia_martin]

I LOVE seeing other people’s spotify wrapped 🫶🏼

[julia @_julia_martin]

maybe if we had safe staffing ratios…

[julia @_julia_martin]

@yeabrooklyn addicts unite

[julia @_julia_martin]

how I feel 11 days post-tonsillectomy

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[julia @_julia_martin]

it hasn’t even gotten cold yet and I already want to be on a beach

[julia @_julia_martin]

@hannystyles69 literally 110% better

[julia @_julia_martin]

so embarrassing to get covid for the first time 3.5yrs in

[Niyi Soetan, MD ☤ @Medical_Niyi]

Every hospital really should have a zero tolerance policy for mistreatment of staff. Especially in the a&o x3 patient. Idk why healthcare has this mentality that patients can act however they want. Patient behavior can be terrible and staff are just expected to deal with it

[julia @_julia_martin]

@_hannahsummers I too, got waitlisted

[julia @_julia_martin]

@D4DDYL0NGLEG5 THE COUCH 😍

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

did your parents force you to wake up early the last few days of summer to "train you for school" or are you lucky?

[julia @_julia_martin]

thank god inflation hasn’t touched zianos breadsticks