julia 🫧

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

i really hate ppl knowing anything about me. like knowing my name is already too much

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

“Is that your boyfriend?” No, that’s my long term, short distance, absolutely no commitment, will-they-won’t-they, anything-but-casual situationship

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The TikTok ban:

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[meghan @deloisivete]

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

All the moons of the year 2023

[jynx @jynxbby]

men be like, “idk what you want me to say” BITCH SAY SORRY

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“tea is nasty, it's for old people”

me:

[Laura Burkhardt @LauraAnnSTL]

From Jennifer Carter, a teacher at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia.

What the hell are we doing?

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[alexˡᵒᵛᵉˢ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ @dybaladoubt]

you're laughing. i asked who made party rock anthem and you're laughing.