julia

sometimes a penn state student but always dedicated to bringing trea turner & democracy back to dc

[julia @_juliakey]

me: sneezes
the anti vax kid:

[Nani 🦴 @lovely_lobotomy]

im pure of heart youre purely fart

[beck @unrivaled]

we’re about to get soooo many more songs to say “they sang this on glee” to and that’s really what life is all about

[brady @burgermanders]

Fitting #RaiseHail

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

Wizards FULLY COMPLETE 26-27 Roster

PG: Trae - Bub - Mann
SG: Dybantsa - Tre - Riley
SF: Kyshawn - Coulibaly - Champagnie
PF: Davis - Middleton - Gill
C: Sarr - Ayton - Vukcevic

Two-Way: Watkins (ACL) - Okpara - Beekman

THIS IS A PLAYOFF LEVEL TEAM 🔥🔥

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Olivia Rodrigo says she was inspired by Kendrick Lamar’s ‘HUMBLE’ for her track ‘expectations’ 🔥

“When I wrote ‘expectations,’ initially, it was kind of like as a challenge to myself. I wanted to write a mantra song. I wanted to be like, "I want to sing this song every night." It's like Kendrick Lamar, "Sit down, be humble," it gets in your brain. You know what I mean? It's a mantra.”

She also cited Chappell Roan as an influence. (via Zane Lowe)

[໊ @yspsfagsil]

got an abortion today in celebration of chappellivia

[Olivia Rodrigo @oliviarodrigo]

“expectations” feat. @chappellroan is out tonight at 5 pm PT/ 8 pm ET along with a very special video with a few surprises!!! https://t.co/rDS17wY1Zv

[Olivia Rodrigo @oliviarodrigo]

beyond excited to announce “expectations” featuring @ChappellRoan!!! song and video out Thursday!!!! https://t.co/diUUmPmFUP

[𝐭𝐚𝐲.⋆˚☾ @zavanchy]

Olivia Rodrigo is in the building for Game 3 of the Dream–Liberty semifinals 🖤

[Leo @turkeypoem]

NEW WIZARDS FC RULES

WIZKIDS HATE = BLITZ
TANKING ALLEGATIONS = IGNORE
BILAL SHOOTING JUMP = MANIFEST
AJ PROP = MANDATORY
AD INJURY JOKES = NUKE
TRAE DEFENSE CLIPS = BLOCKED
KEEFE SLANDER = ALLOWED
#forthedistrict = MANDATORY

[Colyn @colynelliott]

It should win both and also a Nobel Peace Prize

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BELLINGER BLOWS THE GAME OPEN WITH A BLAST 🚀

(via @MLB)

[ali @alicentipedeguy]

me when someone says poop

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Low tire pressure szn

[Michael O'Connor @oconnor_reports]

Virginia

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”

[Jaret Gold @JaretGold]

Offensive Line Rankings for teams that played at the Linc this weekend:

1. Penn State
2. Washington Commanders
3. Temple
4. Philadelphia Eagles

[Bathhouse Agitator @gusselsprouts]

Are you kidding me