juls

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

Okay. You all may be right about the literary crisis. This is interesting

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination

[Softboy @softboywin]

I get annoyed by shit like.. if a actress got a bob in a movie and they do a flashback to when she was little and she had a bob then too

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[juls @_juliawinslow]

small worlds by mac is how my luteal phase feels

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

JUUL was the Saddam Hussein of the vape industry

[Dess🧁 @barbiebitchdess]

i would be so pissed if a nigga showed me one thousand dollars and thought it was gonna make me fuck him omg

[swinky @swinkying]

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift

[juls @_juliawinslow]

went outta town for the weekend & i came back to my avocado perfectly ripe so blessed

[dr. alejandro @iamtheFLYEST]

These kids bad as hell nowadays because they ain’t have to go to Vacation Bible School in the summer!

[juls @_juliawinslow]

make it 800mg ibuprofen n yeah

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

[lay @1oflayy]

when y’all stories get to lookin like rice you know you doin too much

[⚠️ @dasiadoubleyouu]

Naw boo he was supposed to hold the door for you too

[juls @_juliawinslow]

lmaoooo

[daisy @ihatedai]

My ex used to always bring up niggas I never fucked and tbh as soon as we broke up I did go fuck them cus why would u put them on my radar like tht

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

They don’t let you see your phone’s clock in Candy Crush for the same reason they don’t let you see them in Vegas casinos

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[nat @drugssextears]

keep it P guys