whodunnit.

Be delusional.

[shy @zacyino]

there’s some sza songs u gotta leave alone when u doing better in life

[miia @miiagarro]

eyesight so bad i almost saw a future with him

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i don’t have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

#EndFemicideKe #EndPedicideKe

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

The amount of shoe removal at JKIA for local flights should be studied. It makes no sense to remove shoes, belts, etc, then walk for 5 meters, and repeat the same process. 😆. Khabusie!

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me as soon as someone think they know me

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I'm definitely the person you meet through other people. I'm not outside enough for you to just stumble upon me 😂😂

[munir @bigpochu]

I always have my blue ticks on ndio uone nimekuignore after umenitext upuzi

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

The Muse. The siren. The diva. The spell.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

equine = in the manner of a horse

bovine = in the manner of a cow

porcine = in the manner of a pig

asinine = in the manner of an ass

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??

[Lillies @itslayies]

Menstruation signs siku hizi inakuja kama za mimba🥲

[t. @taeseru]

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

[Miss knyan @lizziemag56]

Hapo penye nilisema chocolate and flowers futa uandike washing machine.

[isha @MibshaD]

Raise ur hands if you support abortion in extremely necessary situations, like when a woman is pregnant and doesn't want to be.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Don’t let anyone talk you out of that thirty minute before bed read. Those two hours will be the most relaxing five hours you ever spend.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Her NAME is Eva Ramón Gallegos!!!

[chicken joe🇱🇰 @graveyardkitty_]

Ngl u couldn’t even pay me to gaf about hyperpigmentation