aphrodite’s daughter

honestly I love it here

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When Jerry summoned his cousin to come deal with Tom😂😂

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

She said eyes and you got one big ass eye you stupid fcking btch

[aphrodite’s daughter @_justamb]

I’m in utter disbelief that she’s STILL going through this. How many times you gotta face financial consequences before you grow tf up???

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

Cardi B has been awarded another $60,000 after Tasha K violated their settlement by discussing the rapper's love life, not including the $4 million she's still owing her.

According to court documents, the $60,000 must be paid in two installments. If she misses a payment, she'll have to pay the full $110,000 immediately. ( Via Billboard)

[مایا @ablata_at_alba]

it really does warm my heart to know that a lot of these wannabe yuppie social climbers are being stonewalled out of cosmopolitan society because they realized, too late, that being cruel and vulgar little freaks is a major faux pas

[tradenip @rossisongo]

Watched this black cashier have a full convo wit a ww @ macys. I got to the register, greeted him, he didn’t say one word to me. When i finished paying I was like “you only speak to white people?” He started stuttering. Ppl have basic manners for who they choose to.

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

I need 6 certis to pull up to planet fitness tomorrow, they gonna let me out this membership one way or another

[Ki @Kitranada]

I feel him. Sometimes you just wanna get TF.. ASAP!

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

his sloppy ass fumbling out the front door like a resident evil villain

[Kameron @KameronRaji]

I’m sorry but I immediately thought of this

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[BIG COMRADE @earringdealer1]

why is “if u speak on my name imma hop on a plane, im flying on top of yo whole body” so funny 2 me

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

i hate getting drunk , i be forgetting to suck in my stomach 😫

[Domquixote🦩🏴‍☠️ @Nick_inyamouth]

No tf I do not!!!!!!

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

lmfao ???

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”

[Rachel Zader @RachelZader]

There is no such thing as a "free" anything if you're a woman. When someone buys you a drink at a bar and you accept, there is a social imperative to have a conversation with that person, and if you don't actually want to, that is time and energy you have to exchange for that "free" $12 drink. The more expensive the "free" thing, the more likely that sex or a relationship in return is the expectation, which costs the woman attention, energy, and capacity.
In sum - "free" anything in exchange for your beauty isn't truly free, but has a social cost.

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

so many people are reporting about the cannes film festival and every time y’all pronounce cannes wrong, i can’t help but to think of toni and joan. some of y’all fresno’s be showing bad 😭

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

This is about to go quadruple platinum in my house 😭

[Praise🎀 @Praiseinterests]

Ai can never replace this