Wannabe Busquets vs Chelsea
- tried to control the game tempo but his thermometer got broken
- 1 penalty missed β
- 1 penalty conceded
- 2x lost possession
Lost control of the midfield to 50 years old Henderson
Danny SickBeck vs Liverpool
- 5x looking clueless on the pitch
- 0 goals, assist and shots
- 0% ground duels won
- dribbled past once
Bringing EXPERIENCE to the squad
Alamin Rayan vs Real Madrid
- 0 goals and assist
- 3x complain to ref
- 3 shots off target
- 1 big chance missed
- 1x offside
Performance worthy of the Ballon d'Or
The Pianist vs Bournemouth
- composed a song of 0 goals and assist
- 2x lost possession
Put him in the music theatre and not the football field to truly see his PLAYING potential
Gangster's Paradise vs Bournemouth
- one yellow card
- no influence on the game
Blame united for having him start for them in 2026, everyone already clocked him a while ago
Lend Me A Euro vs Bournemouth
- 1 error leading to goal
- dribbled past twice
- 3 goals conceded
Couldn't slide in a good performance so he slid away from a Bournemouth attack
I'm Active vs Arsenal
- 1 big chance missed
- 4x dispossessed
- 1x offside
Hi Mr Barry, all we asked was for you to play football and not drop a stinker