Jinchuriki

Strategist 🇿🇼 Pan-Africanist 🇳🇦

[Prym☃️ @1Prym]

Drake fans going to bed after convincing themselves ICEMAN, HABIBTI & MAID OF HONOUR were hard 😭

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

[Thai @ThaiJanuario]

Lady Gaga attends the 2026 Met Gala.
#MetGala #MetGala2026

#MetGala

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me in a Teams meeting, waiting to say
"Nothing From my side"

[masha @masha_slp]

switching purses is such risky business

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Saturdays should be 48 hours long if we’re being fair.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS FOR A STATUS UPDATE ON A TASK YOU FORGOT EXISTED

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

It’s been many months and I’m still trying to figure out WHY TF AI DATA CENTERS NEED FRESH WATER?!?!?!?! NOT USED, NOT RECYCLED?!?! FRESH??????

[doomer @uncledoomer]

I think I read something about this in a book once

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Nine scientists have died in a span of 27 months following a pattern

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

being able to quit your job if you hate it

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

Is today not Easter Tuesday???

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[Daniel_SA @Teba1sh]

I can't 😭😭

[91⛥ @ihatemeen_]

if you understand the culling games, you're already in the top 5% of smartest people 😭😭😭

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Me realizing nearly everyone on the Epstein list is still free, but I still have to go to court for a traffic ticket.