jwmpee

I’m mostly unserious| Financially Celibate

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.

Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

My midfield is Bruno Fernandes, Kobbie Mainoo, Youri Tielemans, Carlos Baleba & Andrey Santos

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

I’ve damn near completely given up on people, for real this time.

[mickolo @UTDmickolo]

Carrick don use atletico Madrid send message to la liga
Next week we go use psg send message to ucl

[Stacyy @itsnyambuu_]

Mimi kama mtaka yote nitapata yote!

[𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝟑𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬🥀 @TLlium]

Watu wenye family zao ni 100% functional na hawajasumbuka na poverty hushare reels hazibambi 😭😭

[Hank @DeionHD]

I’ve seen both Dune 1 and Dune 2……..and I cannot tell you one single thing about the story from either movie…..I don’t know what the hell is going on

[Assadᡣ𐭩🇵🇸 @Ijussdontcare]

Since the world cup is over, this is arguably the goal of the tournament.

[jwmpee @_jwmpee]

@daweed_004 😂😂😂

[GADDAFI 🏆🇵🇸 @daweed_004]

Tafta kazi ama shule uende kijana mjinga sana wa kuzoea vitu za bure

[jwmpee @_jwmpee]

@e_mokera 😂😂😂

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Usisahau crayons.

[jwmpee @_jwmpee]

@Osama_otero Wewe kwisha mzee😂😂😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.

[Ashantigirl @ashantigirl8]

No we with Morocco 🇲🇦, our beef with Morocco is a family disagreement. When outside we show up for them

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Now emotionally invested in the downfall of Djed Spence.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

1TB for 2K from Airtel sounds like a typo but it’s actually real. Abduction network could never.

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

“Abduction Network” 😂😂😂😂😂

[M. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @matinialdo]

*Matheus Cunha trafił do pilnie strzeżonego więzienia w Chicago, będzie musiał zagrać Endrick*
Ancelotti:

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

Ecuador/Curacao cut my ticket that has been running from day 1 of World Cup. Wow.

I decree famine and hardship onto those countries in Jesus name. Amen 🙏🏿