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Is doordashing fast food a level of depression?

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Are we calling it "x-ing" now instead of "tweeting?"... "re-X" instead of "re-tweet?" Help us @elon

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yo ill let you know right now, guys with neck tattoos are not to be trusted #triggered

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Just ordered a cheesecake off instagram

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@jdimi15 love sarcastic blessed hashtags

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@colleensomers #jersey

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@pattonoswalt So i guess that Literally makes you Comic-Khan 😁 #netflixspecial

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@JamieVernon @joerogan haaad to whip this meme up yesterday. yw. #triggered #toosoon #Irmagerd #powerfuljre

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Read #Dove lotion label. Ingredients include Peg100 aka Ethylene Oxide, known to increase the incidences of uterine and breast cancers.

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

Craig's Facts: hiccups. Tonight and Sunday at Caroline's on broadway. @CarolinesonBway

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#youmightbe addicted if you find yourself carpet farming for Pistachios

[Devin Harris @devinsayshello]

The boy I nanny said he likes this girl named Penny because she looks like the girl version of him 😂 #priorities

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@neiltyson grateful to folks like you shedding light on the bullshit going on in public school systems not actually giving children tools for success

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I literally dont care how old "Party Rock Anthem" is i still get so amped on it. #ThrowbackThursday

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

If they could read, I think wolves would be very offended by most fairy tales.

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@ljones1138 @dan_kmiechick they already have applepen and pineapple pen so really #anythingcanhappen

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Part 2 of the #dankshow outtakes is my personal fav #notafry #playinggod
https://t.co/VsDkNpNSay

@dan_kmiechick @ljones1138

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@JamieVernon maybe, just maybe throw a chick shirt in there -Tank top? #letsgochamp

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Nothing says Dad issues like your boyfriend describing you by saying

"You, are a landslide... Emotionally"
#tfln

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Some of the most #Californian shit I've ever said #noworries #righton #vegan #hashtag