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[kaden @_k_den__]

THREAD: jasper and kaidou

[kaden @_k_den__]

who is the target audience of the minions love island commercial

[kaden @_k_den__]

@ms_shai @scratchsafe Nope lol she dove and scraped her knee playing volleyball with Sean. He talked about it on aftersun yesterday talking about how competitive she is. Things could always be more accessible but she’s gotten this far I’m sure she’d adapt to whatever they’d throw at her.

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

corbin crying over bea…… gabriel crying over bea…... me crying over bea…..

[herrrkor @herrkor]

Sol you’re now on my client list fuck everybody

[kaden @_k_den__]

x be like “we fired 80% of our engineers to profit off of a soulless data lake but its okay because you can pay a monthly subscription to create feeds our old recommendation algorithms used to just create for free!🖤”

[kaden @_k_den__]

@ifoklo Love Island had like a 70% increase in viewership this season or something. When you connect to their app ur connecting to their computers and when there’s way more requests to connect than those computers can handle things start going wrong. best thing is to just wait

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is from an IBM presentation

In 1979

[kaden @_k_den__]

@cptdankkk yeah True but brother no social media is using a nearest neighbor algorithm in 2026

[Speedkicks @Speedkicks]

At some point, there was a cultural development where we began calling the requirement of skill "gatekeeping", and the appreciation of the skill "elitism", and I vote we stop doing this immediately.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.

[kaden @_k_den__]

conservatives using computers is crazy like don’t you know your cpu has billions of trans sisters

[kaden @_k_den__]

practicing boundaries by ignoring the duolingo owls embarrassing cries for attention

[kaden @_k_den__]

why is the state of the union giving pep rally

[kaden @_k_den__]

@viralbangers @AB84 this ^ and you can think of cloud storage as a separate hard drive reserved for you that exists somewhere else (a data center).

the data may still exist on your cloud, and depending on what companies were granted access to the file, it may still exist in other clouds

[kaden @_k_den__]

what 😭

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Its almost time for MAGA to pretend this os good music.

[mason @onehandpolitics]

Minnesota is the blueprint for the rest of the country