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[kp @_kacie]

Don't be scared to go out of your way and check on someone, it'll mean more than you know

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Everything is urgent in the corporate setting except a raise in your salary, promotion, or recognition.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I. DON'T. KNOW. WHO. NEEDS. TO. HEAR. THIS. BUT.....

UNEDUCATED. VOTERS. WILL. ALWAYS. BE. A. BIGGER. DANGER. TO. THIS. COUNTRY. THAN. IMMIGRANTS.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You cannot:

​Work full time, raise children, keep a spotless home, show up fully in your marriage, maintain friendships, stay fit, build wealth, read books, pursue hobbies, serve only home cooked meals, answer every email, and still make the 3:30 school pickup.

​That standard was created to keep you exhausted and blaming yourself. Let it go.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Corporate life will teach you that knowing the job is only half the battle. The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the room, managing ego, receiving vague feedback, and not replying to emails with your real thoughts and just being generally fake 8 hours a day for 40 year’s straight and not letting it drive you insane

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

MAGA isn’t a political party. It’s a KKK rebrand for people terrified of losing white dominance.

[ava🐞& the hourglass @allmyhopesup]

“is president trump eligible to run for a third term?” “i’d have to review” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU NEED TO REVIEW WE WERE TAUGHT AS CHILDRENNNNNNN AS KIDS THAT PRESIDENTS CANT SERVE MORE THAN 2 TERMSSSSSS OMFFOGKRKSKDOWOWO WHYW OUMD HE BE ABLE TO RUN AGAIM YOU FUCKING FREAKS

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

He’s actually a registered Republican, has a Trump tattoo on his left leg, donated to the Trump campaign 12 times, named his cat, Barron, attended 18 Trump rallies and bought every one of Trump’s NFTs.

Two can play this game, you old bag.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

[Covie @covie_93]

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

[baz. @BazBombadil]

I shared this to my IG story and he liked it within an hour lmao

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[miia @miiagarro]

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The people who stay neutral when you're being disrespected have already chosen a side.

[𝗫𝘆𝗻ᥫ᭡ @xynifyy]

Video games are a healthier use of time than social media scrolling.

[𖤐.ᐟ @Shaliiniiiii]

Narcissists be like: How dare
you ruin my reputation by telling people things I did and said.