Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought Iโd share that history with everyone
You cannot:
โWork full time, raise children, keep a spotless home, show up fully in your marriage, maintain friendships, stay fit, build wealth, read books, pursue hobbies, serve only home cooked meals, answer every email, and still make the 3:30 school pickup.
โThat standard was created to keep you exhausted and blaming yourself. Let it go.
Corporate life will teach you that knowing the job is only half the battle. The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the room, managing ego, receiving vague feedback, and not replying to emails with your real thoughts and just being generally fake 8 hours a day for 40 yearโs straight and not letting it drive you insane
โis president trump eligible to run for a third term?โ โiโd have to reviewโ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU NEED TO REVIEW WE WERE TAUGHT AS CHILDRENNNNNNN AS KIDS THAT PRESIDENTS CANT SERVE MORE THAN 2 TERMSSSSSS OMFFOGKRKSKDOWOWO WHYW OUMD HE BE ABLE TO RUN AGAIM YOU FUCKING FREAKS
Heโs actually a registered Republican, has a Trump tattoo on his left leg, donated to the Trump campaign 12 times, named his cat, Barron, attended 18 Trump rallies and bought every one of Trumpโs NFTs.
Two can play this game, you old bag.
Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. โWhatโs for dinner?โ Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. โI havenโt seen you in a while.โ Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!
Iโd like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.
I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.
Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.