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[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

We really need to talk about the Facebookafication of Twitter

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

CEO of Shopify saying he thinks you should get multiple votes in an election if you're wealthy, and NO vote if you don't make at least $100k a year. This man is a threat to democracy.

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

When you have to post AI slop because in reality I mogged the living fuck out of her.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Just because you lobbied to have the man who issued the war crimes taken down doesn’t mean the war crimes disappear or your guilt is assuaged. You will not outrun justice. You will not lobby history. You are a murderous maniac Benjamin Netanyahu. You will always be remembered as such.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

How tf does an ID expire? I’m the same nigga for life.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Islamophobic nonsense.

[Accurate Angel (ominoso cubo negro era)🇸🇴 @GNortania]

Estoy seguro de que hay un motivo basado en los químicos usados pero prefiero pensar que es porque las abejas saben que va duro de cojones

[Bagdy @figgzh]

Nennt mir jetzt einen validen grund wieso jemand mitten im stau die türe öffnen muss. Sofort

[Lucille🎈 advogata e embaixadora assexual do país @Iammoremylrds]

e tá certíssima

[kaiser @_kaiiserr]

@Polymarket It’s the never ending breadsticks from Olive Garden

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The BBC reportedly set up a thermal camera at Donald Trump’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner and recorded him having “numerous thermal events” including nineteen farts, six dribbles of pee, and one shart.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Getty photo vs. what the White House releases. 😂

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Georgia police supervisor arrested for allegedly using Flock cameras to track her boyfriend’s vehicle more than 30 times

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The idiot who runs our country says this but doesn’t have the courage or evidence to come after me. This should tell you how low IQ he is. Trump is who needs to get the hell out of our country because he is destroying it and making us the laughing stock of the world.

[remanspider @remanbarzani0]

What the actual fuck?💀

[disheveled PAO in possum clothing 🏳️‍🌈 @ForcePao]

If the police can detain you or use force against you just for being armed then you don’t have the right to bear arms.

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇴🇩🇯🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

western animation fell off when we started giving animators human rights instead of having them chained up and tortured for our entertainment

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

It's Always Sunny, Mac sideplot

[Hush @shushwave]

yeah because all of the Monks died and got replaced by a new generation of Airbenders