ngumu mbili

Messi😎
J Cole 🎵
Thanos👽
Mugithi Fan🔥

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

dating me ain’t for the weak, i will start an argument with you on your birthday idgaf

[ngumu mbili @_kaimati]

@softboyyyyyd_1 Real

[✞𝐃𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐦✞ @softboyyyyyd_1]

chase everything you want except love and death,they’ll find you when it’s time.

[ngumu mbili @_kaimati]

@feyiszn Real shit 😂😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Once you dive into series, movies would not hit the same anymore.

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

Same!

[ngumu mbili @_kaimati]

@ClaudeBrilliant Procrastinating 💀

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

The two biggest lies humans tell themselves:

'I’ll start tomorrow.'

'This is the last time.' 😭💀

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Kuna mzee hapa mtaani about 50 years of age ameanza kupiga looku hatari orofasuden . Mtu alikua anakuja local na gumboots ameanza kuvaa safari boot mpya na godfather . Mtu alikua ana piga KC na chaser ya kupumua Ako pilsner na hawezi Anza kabla nyama iiieve . Nika sema kuchelewa sio kutofika .
Kukaa Kaa naona bibi yake pia anapiga luuku ajab , na chai mingi mingi kwa hoteli hapa limuru town . Nikasema wacha nichunguze wasikue wanasema tutam hiyo injiri tulisema apana . Kumbe mzee alikua amepewa shamba kwa ile mlima Iko on your way to limuru , it was useless for years lakini Sasa hapo ndio murrum ya mau summit inatoka , mzee anakula na vipofu hapo .
It is very important that you dnt give up when your time comes you can even sell soil.

[ngumu mbili @_kaimati]

@_Ja_mtito Asf😂😂💀

[ngumu mbili @_kaimati]

@Vynaris_thee Safari ni ndefu😂😂

[ngumu mbili @_kaimati]

@mfsvlly Ogopa these hoes💀

[Lydia Warui @LGWarui]

Ruto angekuwa a good president tungekuwa na the coolest president in Africa shida unaenda kuona vile hio event ilikuwa supuu unakumbuka maybe ni pesa za wagonjwa ndio ilifund unachoka tu😒

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴🔵 BREAKING: Paris Saint-Germain have agreed all terms with Ferran Torres.

Ferran informed Barcelona about his desire to join PSG project, as @marca @jijantesfc reported.

Negotiations now starting between clubs over transfer fee. Barça, not forcing Ferran to stay.

[ngumu mbili @_kaimati]

@Mirema_world Very dangerous 😂😂😂

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

being high af and talking to your type? yea that’s a dangerous combo

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Ukichagua course yako unaonanga the only thing standing between you and fat stacks of cash ni retakes. But oh boy does the universe have several tricks up its sleeve to show you there are no breaks in your full time job as a loser

[ıɹn⊥ @OnlyOneTuri]

Millenials try too hard to fit in, unaingia office asubuhi mtu anakuona umebeba bag anakuuliza “bag ni ya nini?” Akiexpect mcheke cheke na yeye. Mzee peleka ujinga kwa desk yako

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely NEED a psychologist to explain why an entire generation can no longer watch TV without subtitles.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

The family where you come from will start fading with time.your parents might die,your siblings will be scattered allover busy with their lives with little communication and you will realize that the family that comes out of you is the most important thing in this life.