Kaiserie

undo

[Caspata.🐐 @Sp__ke_]

This

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na wanaume niliwaambia kuna vitu yako haifai kuonekana na mwanamke,sababu akikosea aone,she will never look at you the same. There is a reason our grandparents and ancestors strictly used to have sex at night,sio ati walikua wajinga,apana, they knew. Mwanamke akiona mkundu yako nakwambia heshima hukatikia hapo,that is the most vulnerable body part for a man. Anaanza kuona ukiwa brukenge. Unamwambia kitu anakumbuka mkundu yako aliona,anajiuliza hii kumbavu inasema nini sasa,eh?

Ndio maana mimi hii ndoa yangu imekawia namna hii. Bibi yangu miaka hii tano nimekua nikiswaga yeye,west pokot yangu hajai ona. Isipokua ni ile siku moja akiwa na mimba aliniamsha saa nane usiku kuniambia anaskia kuninusa huko nyuma,na asiponinusa atakufa,hakuna siku ingine. Juu mimi kitendo huwa namaliza namna hii napiga gear ya reverse mpaka bafu. Navalia unyaso yangu huko. Natokelezea sasa kama john cena

Kama nyumba haina bafu,nikimaliza kutandika yeye namna hii,kabla agundue nimemaliza,nishaaruka chini ya kitanda. Namwambia niangalie kinyasa yangu apo kwa mablanketi. Na kama kitanda pia ni ndogo sigwesi ingia chini,naingia ceiling kama salamander. Namwambia susan nipatilie boxer yangu. Ndio nateremka. We must guard ourselves men

Bwana some of these things you will never learn in unifasti.

[travis @backupyatravis]

Wewe bila ata kukupima naona ukona ukimwi

[SiMi😋 @Siimiike_]

When i grow up i want to become a tailor 😊

[Lameck🇰🇪 @Lameckey]

Unajua yangu ni strong C- hiyo yake ni weak B-

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

😭😭😭😭.

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

Looking at your favourite cousin getting married and you realise you can't smash her again like you used to.

[Kaiserie @_kaiserie]

@crypto_king34 1-0

[Kaiserie @_kaiserie]

@Aiprotips1 1-0

[Arsenal Babe @arsenalbabe_]

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[Bila_Brokers_Innitiative @Changilwa_max]

Another reason to reset
Retweet: #RutoMustGo

[Billy @MwangiHub]

The first casualty of the Gen-z protest!! We will never forget! #RutoMustGo // #RutoMustGoNow

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

Undertaker. Underwear

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Karao wa Pangani,

Name him. Shame him

Caught on camera robbing a liquor store

But DCI are busy killing Youth who are tweeting about Rais

IG Kanja is the most useless creature at Vigilance House

If only Ruto knew how cumbersome it has become to defend his regime!

Litna

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Unaona wanatumia 1.7B to rebrand the names KRA to KRS Alafu uniambia tutam? Na sometimes schools close early due to late release of capitation?

Utakula kofi nanii

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ukiamka kama hujatweet #RutoMustGo

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

I owe Mighty Prophet Owuor, I remember one day I was very sick, I couldn't even move my body, but just seeing him on the tv, I managed to crawl until I reached the Tv and switched it Off.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

#JusticeForSherylAdhiambo #RutoMustGoNow #RutoMustGo

[Wambua @Itswambuaa]

Just a reminder
#RutoMustGo

[i am @_reamus]

Bringing this back to the timeline.
#RutoMustGo