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hydrated & polite

[kmh @_kaitlynharris]

If your meme game ain't banging, neither are we

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extremely disappointed with my experience with @SavageXFenty ):
will be cancelling my membership and if you want something delivered by a reputable shipping carrier, this is not the company to use.

[kmh @_kaitlynharris]

.@panerabread got rid of their hot chocolate guess where i’m never going again 😞

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don’t come acting interested in me when you’re about to PROPOSE to someone and then block me when i call you out on it bc i will come at your fiancée with receipts 😤

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y’all i can’t believe how much i talk to my dad about things as an adult. i never would’ve guessed. but anything that comes up i’m immediately texting or calling him, he’s my sounding board. love that for me!

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i just saw my cousin on bumble now i have to destroy my phone and burn my eyeballs

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why is tina fey so SNATCHED tho

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i love to celebrate the superb owl

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in desperate need of someone to watch love is blind with me

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you’re telling me the naked brothers band is opening for billie eilish

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also lol that my leasing manager knows which car is mine

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THERES A DOG LIVING ON MY FLOOR NOW IM SO EXCITED

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@AmandaW0lfe yes! thank you!

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not my dad about to get here faster than the police after my car accident

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server.

"and who ordered the Alfredo?"

You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.

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the way i can hear the green day concert from my apartment is wild

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i know a cherry coke hates to see me coming

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“i’m polish and you’re still whiter than me”
-the guy i’m in ft with

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wait they’re married irl ?! 🥲

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i forgot to ask the first time i watched, but @brooklyn99 did you do this on purpose? (one life to live reunion)

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i didn’t think i’d have to worry about horse poop in downtown detroit but here we are